(dear larry) a letter to my bookie
DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES BEHOND MY CONTROL (LARRY) MY LOVELY WIFE HAS CUT MY ALLOWANCE MONEY 25% LEAVING ME WITH A SMALL DILEMA.I KNOW YOU WANT YOUR 2,650 BUT LARRY YOU HAVE BEEN MARRIED 30 YEARS YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE ONCE THEY HAVE MADE A DECISION ABOUT MY ALLOWANCE MONEY.LARRY YOU HAVE KNOWN ME FOR YEARS AND I HAVE NEVER STIFFED YOU SURE I HAVE BEEN LATE A COUPLE OF TIMES BUT AS THEY SAY ON THE STREETS LARRY THATS THE NATURE OF THE BUSINESS.I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING LARRY JESUS CHRIST HOW COULD A GROWN MAN LIKE BEANTOWNJIM BE SO BROKE THE TRUTH IS LARRY I HAVENT WORKED SINCE 2002 I RETIRED YOUNG LARRY TO ENJOY MY GOLDEN YEARS :ohno: LARRY I TOLD YOU BEFORE I SHOULDNT BE ON A CREDIT ACCOUNT I HAVE A TENDENCY TO GET OVER MY HEAD. I AM SHUTTING DOWN MY ACCOUNT LARRY AND GOING BACK OFFSHORE WHERE I CAN ONLY BET WITH WHAT I HAVE IN MY ACCOUNT ITS JUST SAFER FOR ME.
IN CLOSING LARRY I GUESS I AM GOING ON PAYMENT PLAN I KNOW YOU GAVE ME A DIME LAST WEEK BUT I WENT OUT AND BLEW IT ON A NEW DRIVER 315 DOLLARS,NEW GOLF SHOES 125,JUST A COUPLE OF SMALL ITEMS I PURCHASED YOU UNDERSTAND DONT YOU LARRY.
BOYS YOU DONT KNOW HOW LUCKY I AM TO HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING BOOKIE LIKE LARRY I’LL PAY HIM BUT I NEED A LITTLE TIME I WANT TO SEND OUT 900 DOLLARS TO AN OFFSHORE SPORTSBOOK TODAY SO I CAN BET THE SUPERBOWL.
I AM DOWN BOYS :WTF: BUT I AM NOT DONE
BOYS I AM GOING TO MAIL THIS LETTER TO LARRY TODAY HE WILL GET IT BY MONDAY HOW DOES IT SOUND
January 31st, 2009 in
Sports Athletics
